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Confusions star

(Mother Figure/Between Mouthfuls/Gosforth's Fete/A Talk in the Park)

A selection by Alan Ayckbourn
Thursday 19 May 2022 - Saturday 21 May 2022
Buscot Park Theatre, Lechlade Road, Buscot SN7 8BU
Directed by Debbie Lock and Carolyn Taylor

Performances start 7:30 pm. Doors open 30 minutes earlier.
Tickets: £12. No concessions. Add 5% online booking fee. A drink is included. Tickets were available from our Online Box Office.
Buscot Park will open to theatre goers from 6:30pm. Picnics welcome. Seating is limited to 50 per night so please book your tickets early. Parking available in the grounds. No wheelchair access to the theatre.

Confusions by Alan Ayckbourn consists of a series of 5 interconnected one-act plays of which 4 will be performed in this production. It was last performed by FDS: Confusions 1999

We will also be performing Gosforths Fete, one of the ‘Confusions’ plays, at the FollyFest Fringe. Sunday 10th July 14.00-14.45 at The Pump House Project.

Mother Figure

Housewife Lucy has the difficult job of looking after the children alone whilst her husband is away. This job of looking after the children has taken over her life; so much so that she never leaves the house and doesn’t even have the time to change out of her pyjamas. Concerned neighbour Rosemary decides to come around to check on Lucy and to give her the number of her husband Harry who has been trying to call her for a while, and is shocked to find Lucy rushing around trying to look after the children and revealing that she doesn’t listen to bells. Rosemary enlists the help of her husband Terry to discover what is wrong with Lucy. Terry is a chauvinist with no respect for Rosemary, and this attitude is clear in the way he speaks to both Lucy and Rosemary. However Lucy, in her permanent state of the “mother”, treats the pair in the only way she knows how, as children. This approach quickly puts Terry in his place and puts an end to the petty squabbles between Rosemary and Terry, and the end result is the pair leaving hand in hand (if rather reluctantly).

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Cast: Lucy – Verity Roberts, Rosemary –Sarah Couzens, Terry – Dominic Bullock

Between Mouthfuls

In a hotel dining room, two couples at adjoining restaurant tables realise an unwelcome common bond, assisted by an interactive waiter. At the table on the right, Mrs. Pearce suspects her husband, recently returned from a 3-week-long business trip in Italy, is having an affair. At the other table, Polly is not been frank with Martin and is starving for her husband’s attention. Martin, who really doesn’t care at all about Polly’s affair, only wants to talk about his work. There’s clever direction of the alternation between the two sets of conversations. As the evening wears on, the angst between these parallel couples amps up until it reaches the boiling point. All the while, the poor waiter can’t help but overhear their increasingly confrontational conversations while he attempts to take their orders and serve their drinks and meals. A twist to the plot-line spices the ending.

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Cast: Donald Pearce – Gary Field, Emma Pearce  – Sarah Varnom, Martin Charmers – Mike Fraser, Polly Charmers – Jayne Hoyland, Waiter – Alison Morris

A Talk in the Park

In a park, the same in which Gosforth’s Fete took place, sits five strangers on separate park benches, each with their own troubles. Arthur, a rather suspect fellow with an interest in cigarette card collecting and women-watching, sits next to Beryl and starts to relate his story of his likes and dislikes. Beryl is understandably quite disturbed by this, and proceeds in leaving her current bench and going to sit with Charles. Beryl is a young woman with a husband who beats her, and so she tells Charles this story and reads out a letter from the “bastard”. Charles becomes quite sick of hearing this, so excuses himself and goes to sit next to man-hating dog-loving Doreen. Charles is an old business man on the verge of bankruptcy and so has no time for the youth of today. He reminisces on a happier time with his wife and children and asks Doreen to help him decipher his business report. Doreen is at this point very scared of the man who she thinks is perving on her, and so she sits next to Arthur. Arthur at this point is happily relaxing on his bench and so is very annoyed with being disturbed by a paranoid woman who starts to harp on about her dog. Doreen relates the story of taking her dog to the vets to get the snip, which is not a topic Arthur is interested in so he sneaks off leaving Doreen talking to herself. The scene ends with each character trying to get the attention of the person they were trying to talk to, but failing. The end result is four miserable people who are all feeling ignored, despite the fact that it is their own fault for ignoring everyone else.

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Cast: Arthur – Dave Headey, Beryl – Verity Roberts, Charles – Gary Field, Doreen – Joan Lee

Gosforth’s Fete

Publican Gosforth is running the village gala. Due to a big mistake, bad personal news from Millie Carter is publicised over the public-address system. Millie’s fiancé Stewart Stokes becomes extremely aggravated and drowns his sorrows with alcohol. Councillor Mrs Pearson, after the most disorganised greeting is electrocuted by the PA system. Gosforth’s Fete starts like all village fetes do. However it develops into chaos and as things continue to go wrong the play climaxes to a complete disaster.

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Cast: Gordon Gosforth – Richard Lock, Millie Carter – Lucy Waywell, Councillor Mrs Pearson – Debbie Lock , Stewart Stokes – Jacob Bayliss, Rev. Joan Braithwaite – Joan Lee

Due to an unexpected power cut on the Thursday evening, just as the curtain was about to open, everything was moved outside onto the lawn and there three plays were performed before darkness stopped play.

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Full synopses: Alan Ayckbourn’s Official Website

starRegional NODA awards for 2022-23 – The Harvey Kesselman Comedy Award – District 12 winner: Richard Lock as Gordon Gosforth in Confusions.

Production No.200 (3 shows were performed over 3 days)

This amateur production presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk